{"id":117,"date":"2006-12-15T23:42:00","date_gmt":"2006-12-16T04:42:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/dragonlordwarlock.com\/blog\/2006\/12\/15\/never-suprizes-me\/"},"modified":"2006-12-15T23:42:00","modified_gmt":"2006-12-16T04:42:00","slug":"never-suprizes-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dragonlordwarlock.com\/blog\/?p=117","title":{"rendered":"Never Suprizes me"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It never surprises me how shallow some people are&#8230; especially women.<\/p>\n<p>Take InMyEyesBaby on match.com, I winked at her&#8230; that all&#8230; because I thought she was cute&#8230; So I get an email from her&#8230;<br \/>&#8220;Don&#8217;t Insult Me&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>What the Fuck!!! Where does this bitch, get the fucking idea that I am insulting her by winking at her because I thought she was cute. Come on&#8230; She got to be the biggest shallow bitch out there who cannot take a fucking compliment.<\/p>\n<p>Well FUCK YOU BITCH. You not cute anymore&#8230; you skanky WHORE.<\/p>\n<p>Go on, be the fucking whore you are and keep fucking dicks, you never get a good man.<\/p>\n<p>Sometimes it pays to be the DEVIL.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It never surprises me how shallow some people are&#8230; especially women. Take InMyEyesBaby on match.com, I winked at her&#8230; that all&#8230; because I thought she was cute&#8230; So I get an email from her&#8230;&#8220;Don&#8217;t Insult Me&#8221;. What the Fuck!!! Where does this bitch, get the fucking idea that I am insulting her by winking at &#8230; <a href=\"https:\/\/dragonlordwarlock.com\/blog\/?p=117\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Never Suprizes me&#8221;<\/span> &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-117","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dragonlordwarlock.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/117","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dragonlordwarlock.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dragonlordwarlock.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dragonlordwarlock.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dragonlordwarlock.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=117"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/dragonlordwarlock.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/117\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dragonlordwarlock.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=117"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dragonlordwarlock.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=117"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dragonlordwarlock.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=117"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}